Red Green's Warm Urine

We all love good Dachshund stories - this is the humurous tale of 'Red Green,' a bad, bad Dachshund who had a terribly unfortunate fate when he reached the ripe old age of sixteen.  So, sit a Dachshund on your lap, watch a little 'soccer,' (football?), learn what NOT to do, and appreciate how great your own little furry friends really are.