How do Pirates Communicate with Dachshunds?

Pirate: AARRRrrr!!!!

Dachshund: AAARRRRrrrfff, AAAAARRRRrfffff!!

Ahoy there me scurvy dogs!  It be a holiday fit fer th' seven seas and if ye landlubbers are not  knowin' what we be speakin' of, then ye've not been properly interduced te Talk Like a Pirate Day!  This be th' holiday te be celebrated on th' nineteenth o' September and in honor of such a fine day we bring ye these tokens of our love.  Above, lass 'Honey' will be AAAARRRRrffffin all tide in her swashbuckler outift, an' below she be joined by laddie `Teddy` on th' poop deck!   Aye, much thanks to Doxieone for th' photos!

And if gamin' be yer thing, be sure an' check ou' th' new pirate video game which came out ealier this year: Jolly Rover.
It stars a Dachshund named Gaius James Rover, an "anthropomorphized foppish pup" wi' a taste fer tea. James tookst a wrong tack somewhere in th' ocean o' life an' ended up as an ineffective, overly polite pirate instead o' th' world-renowned circus clown he be destined te be. James’ sweet naïveté isn’t a very good fit fer th' life o' a pirate an' lands th' lad's in a variety o' scrapes throughout th' course o' th' game.

AAAAARRRRrfffff!!