Family Reunited with Dachshunds Left in Haiti

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Heidi: 19 And Still A Party Animal

Happy Birthday to 'Heidi,' the wise red smooth Dachshund who hails from Mehlville, Missouri.  Heidi turned 19 on January 12, and was treated to candles and cupcakes.  "She still gets up and gallops around for treats, though it takes a little while for her to get going," said her human.  Read more about her at the South County Times....

Man of the Hour

Bruce is the Man of the Hour.  by youtuber joehsayl...

Meet Carmen: One Hot Dachshund

Congratulations to this little 3-year-old wirehaired beauty known as 'Carmen,' and her human John Merriman, of Ocean Grove, New Jersey.  Last week, Carmen took the top field trial title in the nation for the second straight year at the Buckeye US/Canadian National Field Trial in Chico, California.  Excerpt from NJ.com:Besides amassing tons of titles, the 3-year-old has her own followers in the Dachshund Club of America newsletter, where she has an advice column. Carmen’s owner is also a writer, appearing in several books, including "Dogs ‘n Stuff" by J. Francis Bradley. His story of "The Little Red Ball," appearing in "Dachshund,...

RIP J.D. Salinger

Jerome David "J. D." Salinger, January 1, 1919 – January 27, 2010, was an American author, best known for his 1951 novel The Catcher in the Rye, as well as his reclusive nature.  Salinger died of natural causes on January 27, 2010, at his home in Cornish, New Hampshire. Which of course begs the question:  like so many other literary geniuses, was Salinger a Dachshund Lover?  While there is some speculation in some sources as to whether or not the reclusive Salinger ever owned a dog or had pets, an ex-lover of his, Joyce Maynard, notes in her memoirs about J.D.:He’s still a New Yorker. Now and then in a letter he’ll mention having...

The Dachshund Slips to Number 8 on AKC's List of Most Popular Dogs in America

The loveable Dachshund continues its decline in American popularity according to the AKC 2009 registration statistics which were released yesterday, slipping to number 8 on the list.  The Dachshund was the 6th most popular dog in 2006, and 7th in 2007 and 2008.  Popularity leads to irresponsible owners and breeders, so this is actually good news for the breed as a whole, although heaven knows how many Dachshunds aren't registered with the AKC every year.  The bulldog has been rising in popularity over the last few years; they bounded to the spot right behind us last year, and overtook us this year.  Read all...

Digby Goes Quail Hunting

Meet 'Digby,' the handsome red smooth working Dachshund who hails near Hesperia, California.  Digby is seen here retrieving a quail on Tuesday.  One hunter blogged about his hunting day, and notes about our hero:  The surprise guest was Digby, the mighty Dachshund that belongs to the club manager. He is a fierce hunter and determined retriever. The quail is about 1/4 his size. He even tries to drag pheasants in too. All heart!  If you enjoy hunting, read more at the Star Tribu...

Dachshund Screen Cleaner

Thanks, we needed th...

Wiener Dog Nationals, The Movie

Fasten your seat belts, Dachshund fans.  In case you haven't heard, there's a new family film in the works called Wiener Dog Nationals. The film will be produced by Patricia Gillum of Two Boys Productions, Inc., and is written by Kevan Peterson.  The film will be distributed worldwide.  Here's a brief synopsis:  "Wiener Dog Nationals" follows the story of a young boy and his adopted puppy. After the loss of his wife, Phil Jack adopts a dachshund runt from a shelter to help ease the pain of loss for his young son. It turns out that "Shelly" and her new family are in store for a new adventure as they enter the nation's...

South Beach Dachshund Winterfest 2010

Behold The BadgerHundreds of dachshunds and their humans descended on Miami Beach, Florida on Saturday, January 23, 2010 for the 8th Annual South Beach Dachshund Winterfest!  We've been patiently waiting to see the photos, and they were finally posted yesterday on the official site.  Don't even think about missing them!  Looks like all the Dachshunds enjoyed the warm weather.  We're jealous.  Photos by Pet Studio ...

Where is healthcare headed...just ask The Sheridan Avenue Boys...they know the answer.

Thanks so much to the ever-so-handsome Sheridan Avenue Boys for keeping us in stitches.  Maybe they'll have a guest spot on an upcoming Private Practice.  Ever-so-slightly related:  Don't Drag Our Good Name Into Your Healthcare M...

A Paradachs

If the antonym of long is short, and if the antonym of short is long, then how do us Dachshunds even exi...

Those Special Dachshunds: Meet Fiona!

Photographer Teresa Berg sure can make a beautiful Dachshund even more beautiful.  Happy Birthday to 'Fiona!'  Her human, Jean S. writes:Dear Joey and Maggie,It’s a little late but Miss Fiona turned two last week. One of Max’s special friends and a graduate of DFW Dachshund Rescue, Fiona celebrated her special day by playing with her current foster brother Rudy and promoting her appearance as Miss April in the 2010 DFW Dachshund Rescue calendar. There are a few left - if you want one, now’s the time. You can get it here.  As always, Fiona would also like to thank Miss Teresa Berg for making her look so wonderful! Adopt...

Joey's Corner: Piebalds in History: The Dot Cartoonist

The Dot Cartoonistby GEORGE BELL"Noah's ark must have been of great dimensions to belong enough to admit the daschund and the ceilingshigh enough to accommodate the ..................."(Kindly draw straight lines between the numbers.)as published in The Chicago Defender (National edition); March 13, 1...

Dachshund Mind Meld

Here's that look which is all too familiar in a Dachshund Lover's household when it's time for breakfast.  Your Long and Short of it All host 'Joey' displays that "feed me now, you're 5 minutes late" Dachshund mind meld.  I'm such a good boy.  I will die from starvation.  I must have food.  You WANT to feed me. My mind to your mind.  My thoughts to your thoughts.  Resistance is futile.  Spock ain't got nothin' on a hungry Wiener D...

Dachshunds On Ice

Photo Source:  Detroit Free PressDoes this Dachshund look familiar?  He should!  We'll give you a hint:  he's a deaf and blind rescue, and he hails from Michigan.  Still no takers?  One more hint:  his nose knows.  If you guessed 'Rudolph,' you are correct, sir!  As we recall, Rudolph was featured on the NBC nightly news in December, promoting his message about disability awareness.  This last weekend, he was immortalized in ice at the Plymouth Ice Festival in Plymouth, Michigan.  His presence at the festival was touted in Hometown Life before the event:His likeness is meant to...

Dachshund Hero Saves Neighbor From Burning Home

It was one in the morning on January 10th when the red smooth hero named 'Peanut' started pacing at the back door of his Columbia, South Carolina home.  His human certainly didn't know that the neighbor's house was on fire, and neither did Sandra Harrell, the sleeping neighbor, as an electrical shortage had disabled her smoke alarms.  Excerpt from WLTX:"He's a little chubby, about a 12-pound dachshund," human Cynthia Lockridge laughed. She let Peanut into the backyard, and he drew her attention to Harrell's house. "I saw the back of her house totally engulfed in flames," Lockridge said.The neighbor stopped a passing car, asking for help from the passerby. The two banged on the window until Harrell woke up. She had to tear the screen and open the window in order to escape...

Sammy on Safari

Sammy The Wonder Dachshund is back with a brand new book titled 'Sammy on Safari.'  This is the second book in a series, and this time he's headed to Africa on assignment to dispel an internet rumor that Africa is overrun with kangaroos!  The new book "teaches the importance of kindness and ignites a curiosity of the greater world."  If you live in the Charleston, South Carolina area, don't miss several opportunities to meet the author (and Sammy?) at various book signings over the next week or so.  Find out more at The Digitel Charleston.For Sammy's official site, click here.Related:  The Adventures...

Dachshund Cuteness

There is no photographer information yet for this photo entered in the cuteness cateogory of a photo contest at pxleyes. Surely it's bound to w...

Dachshund Hot Mess

I sometimes watch peoples dogs while they are out of town. One dog was a 4yr old dachsund. I backed over it in the driveway and need another one before they get home monday. It was a reddish color, and hope they don't notice. I'm serious as a heart attack and need it preferably sunday. post flagged and removed yesterday at Craigslist, Los Angeles, Californ...

Does It Work? Doggie Steps

KLTV out of Tyler, Texas tested these "As Seen On TV" doggie steps at the Humane Society of Smith County, where the director volunteered her own Dachshund 'Bubba' for a trial run.  The steps were purchased at a local Bed, Bath, and Beyond for just $29.95.  Read more at KLTV. If you're having trouble viewing this embedded video (like we are! - there is a conflict with another news video on the page), you can click on the title of this post and try viewing it there, or trying at the link to KLTV.  It's worth the effo...

Vintage Dachshund Education: Let Baron von DACHSHUND tell you what you can find out about him IN A DICTIONARY

(click image to enlarge)Let Baron von DACHSHUND tell you what you can find out about him IN A DICTIONARY by Mrs. Donald R. Kerns, Tucson, Arizona.It's education day at The Long and Short of it All.  We've wanted to share this fantastic dictionary synopsis of the Dachshund for the longest time.  This was the back cover of the May, 1967 issue of the American Dachshund magazine.  Dachshund 101, indeed; wikipedia ain't got nothin' on this masterpie...

Learn About Dachshunds Through Educational Webinars

Congratulations to Dachshund Rescue of Bucks County (Pennsylvania) on their spiffy new website, but that's only part of the story.  New for 2010, DRBC is offering monthly webinars on various topics to keep your Dachshund happy and healthy.  The first one is this Saturday, January 23, 2010, and the topic is Diets & Your Doxie.  Via the website:Dachshund Rescue of Bucks County & NJ [DRBC] is pleased to offer our 2010 Webinar Series. These on-line workshops are hosted by dachshund experts and are designed to help you have a long and happy relationship with your dog. There is a small donation fee charged for attendance with...

Oklahoma Dachshund Rescued From Storm Drain

We sure do get ourselves in a lot of trouble sometimes.  A cute smooth black and tan girl named 'Pepper' found herself stuck in a drain pipe yesterday afternoon in Tulsa, Oklahoma.  Her human, Latrisha Wieden, called firefighters who used a camera to locate her, and then dug her out.  Thankfully Pepper is fine after the 3.5 hour ordeal.  Read more at NewsO...

Dachshund vs. Human

Who will win the foot race? We think we know. From youtuber trapperkeeper 84 who notes: John's pride takes a bit of a hit......

Ohio Wirehair Recovers From Coyote Attack

Thanks so much to our friend 'Clancy' for sending in the link to this story.  Meet 'Madison,' a pretty little 7-year-old wirehair who was rescued from a filthy home just 4 years ago.  Last week she was attacked by a pack of coyotes at about midnight in the backyard of her Westerville, Ohio home.  Excerpt from 10 TV News:"I continued to holler and then all of a sudden she came out of the woods," Powers said. "At that point she was absolutely covered in blood."Powers rushed Madison to MedVet, where emergency surgery saved the dog's life."Madison had surgery this morning to explore the open chest wound, have a chest drain placed,...

Anthropologie Dachshund

We've got a feeling that most of the crafty Dachshund Lovers we know could crochet one of these themselves, but if not, 'Dagney Dachshund,' stitched from end to end with rainbow plaid, begs to be your favorite snuggler at Anthropologie for a whopping $50.  15" long; Polypropylene; cotton fi...

Dachshund Causes Car To Flip

An unrestrained Dachshund in the car is being blamed for a bad accident which occurred on Saturday in Wichita Falls, Texas.  "The dog may have been under the driver's foot at the time of the accident," Lana Fix, an Animal Control Officer, said. "So it wasn't restrained in any way."  Human was taken to the hospital, Dachshund is at Animal Control until human released.  Source.Get your Hold-A-Dox Harness at Dachshund Delights.  Available in many colors in mesh (as shown), or pick your own fabric. We love ours; it's also a walking harness. Enter HNY2010 in the promo code box during check out and save 10% through January 31,...

Dachshunds AND Their Humans SLAMMED on ABC's 'Private Practice'

Personally, we always preferred one of those OTHER "medical drama television programs."  Either that, or a Dachshund named 'Sloan' will get a day in court.  Thanks so much to The Squirrel Patrol for sending this in; they write:Joey and Maggie,Here is a little bit of news that has come into our little doxie circle in Va Beach that we thought we should pass on to you and all the other Dachshundists out there:On the ABC show Private Practice last night they were slamming Dachshunds and Dachshund owners. This is what is said:"Sloan is a DACHSHUND...Dachshunds like to eat POOP; right up off the street - other dogs POOP. They're more concerned...

Dachshund in Child's Science Drawing

(click image to enlarge)We haven't laughed so hard in ages.  Thanks to Heather McCaskill for sending this in:Dear Joey and Maggie,This is Cooper from South Carolina (I am making Mom type for me). I am almost four months old and am close to having my humans trained, except for some reason they insist I must go outside to do this "potty" thing they often tell me about. I don't understand it really, I keep trying to tell them the carpet is much nicer. They even make me go outside in the rain, and I hate the rain! I try very hard to not go out when it's raining!Recently my favorite 8 year old human girl showed Mom her drawing for a science project,...

Lazarus Has a Little "Skippy" in His Step!

(click any photo to enlarge)Skippy should definitely take note and contact this great-looking guy to be their new spokesperson.  What a life Lazarus has had - but he's happy now!  Jennifer Bridgman writes:Dear Joey and Maggie:Lazarus, a “tweenie” from Washington, D.C., with endless love for peanut butter, would like to know when the PR folks from Skippy will come calling with an endorsement contract. My husband and I adopted Lazarus in November. He had been taken in by a rescue group after he was discovered in an abandoned home, where he’d been living alone for nearly a month with no food. He was covered in fleas, had scratched...

The Changing Shape of the Dachshund

The Dachshund is one of 4 breeds featured in a short photo exposé on the changing shape of dogs by The BBC News, and states:  The original German Dachshund was larger than the modern variety with longer legs.  Today's short-legged breed tends to suffer from knee and also spinal problems because of its long back and short rib cage.This follows a new report which recommends that responsibility for the health and welfare of pedigree dogs be devolved to an independent body outside of England's Kennel Club, the oldest of the world’s all-breed kennel clubs.  Read more about the report at BBC News.While we agree that Dachshunds...

Dachshund Mix 'Otto,' Title Holder For World's Oldest Dog, Passes

We're sad to report that 'Otto,' the Dachshund mix who hailed from Shropshire, England, has been put to sleep after being diagnosed with stomach cancer.  Otto was a month shy of his 21st birthday, and was the oldest dog in the world according to Guinness World Records.  Excerpt from The Shropshire Star:Otto's human Mrs. Jones today said: “I’m devastated. I’ve had Otto since he was six weeks old.“He hasn’t been well since just before Christmas. We thought it was a stomach ulcer but it was confirmed yesterday that it was stomach cancer. He’s had a wonderful life. He couldn’t have had a better one. He’s like the son I never had.”Our hearts...

Those Special Dachshunds: Iori says "Wooof!"

(click any photo to enlarge)There's a first for everything, and this is the very first Dachshund from Estonia that we have ever met!  And what a looker he is, right?  Your Long and Short of it All hostess 'Maggie' has fallen head over heels in love - again.  Thanks so much to 'Iori' and his mom for sending in such nice photos.  He writes:Hello Joey and Maggie!I'm Iori from Estonia. And of course Anni who is writing this letter for me. I thought to write and introduce myself to you. Have you ever heard about Estonia? hmm..maybe not. But right now we have so much snow here and I love it. That's funny, because I hate...

Vintage Dachshund Beauty

(click image to enlarge)We could stare at this fine piece of Dachshund art for days on end.Circa 1960s(?), artist unkno...

Dachshund Relaxation: Wieners Unleashed

Life is good. From youtuber ShootTheMan:  Two wiener dogs playing on the beach, with no apparent authori...

Bertie The Wire-Haired Wonder

Meet handsome wirehair 'Bertie' (left), terrier 'Gussie,' and humans Ed and Camilla St Aubyn who hail from Dunsfold, a village in the Waverley district of the county of Surrey, England.  Bertie went missing 2 days before Christmas, but was found 6 days later trapped underground in a deserted frozen badger sett!  Excerpt from Get Surrey:“After an extensive search of Chiddingfold Wood with Gussie, we had almost given up hope of seeing Bertie alive again,” said his owner, 19-year-old Camilla St Aubyn.However, six days after his disappearance, she said she heard some faint barking from the fields and decided to investigate."I was about...

Blind Dachshund Finds His Forever Home - Again

Meet handsome longhair 'Simon,' and his new forever human Lizzie Katz, who hail from Portsmouth, New Hampshire.  Simon has had a tough life - he ended up on the euthanasia list at a crowded Indiana shelter, and was then shipped to a shelter in New Hampshire with better prospects.  He was adopted in 2008 after a few weeks in the new shelter, but was returned last week, when a toddler in his household was scaring him.  Third times a charm as they say, and it looks as though Simon has finally found his perfect match:  his new human is studying occupational therapy and "is used to adjusting for the needs of...

Wiener Dog VS Race Car

Crazy stuff.  He's gotta be dizzy after this! Via youtuber bepls618, who notes:  This is our 1yr old dachshund Ziggy, he is crazzzzzzzzzy but we love him. This is my husbands race track from when he was a kid, we decided to set it up for our daughter, turns out the dog enjoys it more!...

Dachshund CuddleRoo

You've got the Snuggie, you've got the Snuggie for dogs, but do you have a Dachshund CuddleRoo?  Yep, it's a Snuggie knockoff just for Dachshund Lovers, and it features a pouch in front for you-know-who.It's a blanket...it's a pillow...it's a CuddleRoo™! Dachshund lovers will enjoy snuggling beneath a polar fleece sleeved blanket - that also folds into a decorative pillow! Blanket features a front pouch so owner and pet can stay warm. Or, the pouch can store your remote, snacks and other essentials. Another pouch inside the blanket keeps your feet toasty, too. Cuddle with your beloved doxie with this super-comfy polar fleece sleeved blanket,...

Vintage Black and Tan Brotherhood

(click photo to enlarge)Handsome, Handsome, and Handsome.Original photo circa 1964, source unkno...

Ain't Too Proud To Beg, But Is It OK For Our Backs?

CRW_4401 by Teresa StantonYou see it again and again in the Dachshund community - cute little wiener dogs begging or sitting up on their hind legs - looking so cute that you just want to eat 'em up, but is it safe for Dachshund backs?  We hear the reply again and again - NO! - but that's not what a veterinarian said yesterday in the Los Angeles Times.  In fact, this vet recommends the practice as a way to strengthen a Dachshund's back:Jane's question: What are some ways to keep a dachshund's back healthy and strong? Other than preventing accidents, are there any exercises or supplements I can give my dog? Heather Oxford, DVM: As...

Gerta's In For Training

Earlier this week, I received an email from Barbara saying that Gerta still arrived for her IFT (In For Training) even though she was still in heat. She passed her IFT just fine, though they decided to not use her for breeding after all, meaning she will go straight into the guide dog program. This concerns me just a little, as Gerta is already over 20 months old. Apparently they start releasing dogs for no fault of their own after they exceed the age of two. This means that even if she needs just a little more time working, it could cost her the chance of being a guide. The entire process takes around four months, so I'm hoping that if...